Quickie Dancing Commentary.

To start off I know I'm not regular on the performance recaps but, honestly I only do it when I feel the urge or when I get the chance. So if you missed the performance episode don't rely on me to fill you in! I just like to give my colorful opinion about the couples!!

Ok so on to the show, the couples will be dancing either the Foxtrot or SAM-ba (spelled like the guy says it).....

Denise & Maks- (Samba) Ugh, she is awful! Again, I'm not trying to pretend I like her either cause I can't stand her. She's a bad dancer and she's a crybaby. Time to go home Denise. They scored a 16, yowza!

Chuck & Julianne- (Foxtrot) He really has improved but, I think I'm over the whole real life couple part. Everytime they show them rehearsing I can't help but, think I wonder if this is putting any strain on their relationship?? I don't want them to break up but, don't you think that would be difficult? Judges give them a 8-7-8.

Holly & Dmitry- (Samba) Ouch! She's so awkard with her chicken legs. She even mentioned something (to Dmitry) about having Jewel back. The only reason I like Holly is b/c I watched the GND and I'm going to miss them and that show. But now, the love for Holly is gone because if I hear that nervous giggle one more time, I'm gonna scream!!! The get 5-6-6.

Steve-O & Lacey- (Foxtrot) All I could think during their dance was, Bless his Heart! You can tell he is trying really hard but, he is just not having any luck (dancing and injury wise). I also think Lacey has a serious attitude problem! Their Foxtrot earned them a 15. All together now, awww!

Lawrence & Edyta- (Samba) He has improved quite a bit, this was probably his best dance yet. They scored a 20.

Shawn & Mark- (Foxtrot) This was really good, the only dance worth watching so far. She totally does the gymanast arch thing with her back still though! They scored a well deserved 27.

Gilles & Cheryl- (Samba) Pretty great considering it's just week 3! If he stays on for while you know it's only going to go up from here, I'm talking about his dancing of course! What this guy lacks in a fan base he makes up for with his dancing! They scored a 27 also.

David & Kym- (Foxtrot) He took it much more serious this time (per the judges request). It was actually pretty good too but, it's like I keep waiting for him to bust out with a funny face or joke! They scored a 24.

Steve & Karina- (Samba) Judging by this really bad SAMba Steve will probably be the one to go home tonight. He has such a great positive attitude though. Can I mention, he tried to do the worm too? Judges scores, 4-3-3. Ouch!

Melissa & Tony- (Foxtrot) This was really nice and elegant. Apparently Maks has been saying recently that it's not fair that Melissa is competing (b/c of prior dance experience). We'll just call him a hater!! Because he never said anything when he had Mel B one year, he's just mad that he's STUCK with Denise. Oh they scored a 27 by the way!

Lil' Kim & Derek- (Samba) There were a few boo-boo's here and there but, it wasn't totally noticeable because she was having some genuine fun! They scored a 25.

Ty & Chelsea- (Foxtrot) I would definitely say Ty is THE most improved so far. He's not as awkward to watch (like he was during week 1) and he seems like such a nice guy too :) poor Chelsea stepped on her dress and fell down too, whoops! Rightfully so the judges did not hold that against their score, which was a 23.

So in my opinion it could be Steve (the Woz) and Holly in the bottom two, DANCING FOR THEIR LIVES! Isn't that what Tom says?! Steve probably is the one that deserves to go home but, I would much rather see Denise go!

Tonight we have the Dancing results and sadly no Idol. There is a Presidential Address on tonight. I know there are much more important things going on in the world and the United States besides Idol and stuff but, darnit! Why can't he do the address on a Friday night when there isn't anything on tv?! LOL, I only joke!!